The Soldier

For the past few months, Sam has been fighting the forces of evil. He protects his baby sister from the monsters that come in the middle of the night. He does this with his flashlights and with the laser that is nested in his arm. He likens his laser to that of Eva in the movie Wall-E. He loves that movie almost as much as Cars...but I digress. Apparently, fighting the forces of evil is difficult work. This is how we found him at around eleven the other night: