Arrrr....Scurvy Pirates: BEWARE

For the past few months, Sam has been channeling his inner pirate. I asked him what he wanted to be for Halloween and he said, "Arrrrr, Mami, a pirate!" Not one to deny the child much of anything, I promptly ordered a pirate costume and he adores it. It has a sword that makes a swooshing sound, a hook, a skull and bones hat, an eye patch, and the regular pirate regalia. He mentioned to me today that he plans on defending our family from the scurvy pirates.
Here he is, preparing for battle, performing his pirate calisthenics:

And here is the hook he will use to "scratch out their eyeballs":