It's been eight years since my first pregnancy. Starting the day I got pregnant with Sam until the moment I gave birth to Scott, I decided I'd take care of any extra weight gain due to (a) getting pregnant, (b) being pregnant, (c) nursing, (d) not nursing, and (e) laziness at a later date.
Well, folks, the day has arrived. I've decided to shed my pregnancy weight using not one, but two, methods of exercise that will have me in bikini shape in no time flat (pending said activity actually occurs). The first comes as a result of my rare purchases via tv infomercials. Prior to this purchase, there has been only one other purchase for a set of Windsor Pilates videos advertised by Daisy Fuentes. I did not experience much success with said pilates videos. I blame my lack luster success on the fact that I had just had all four wisdom teeth pulled and the fact that I was on Vicodin when the call was made.
Brad can vouch for this.
This purchase, while not made under any drug-induced-like scenario, made me think I would tap into my Cuban roots and just dance my weight off. I present to you the Brazilian Butt Lift:
My ass should look like that in 60 days. 60 days people! Go ahead and click on the picture so you get a full picture of what's to be expected.
I know you're jealous.
Not one to do things half-heartedly, I have also combined the afore-mentioned exercise routine with Zumba class. I went to my first Zumba class last Friday morning. I schlepped Scotty and Izzy into the daycare room at 24 hour fitness and danced my bootie off.
The picture below pretty much sums up how it went.
Given the amount of soreness I'm experiencing at the moment, I might need 90 days to achieve results. Or maybe the pain I get in my side from doing these exercises will cause me to take a much needed break for like, I don't know, a year, maybe?
I'll keep you posted.
No comments:
Post a Comment