Smart Flint Goldensword was running around the house with just his underpants and the following conversation ensued with Daddy:
SFG: (Laughing while touching himself) Daddy, there are two balls in there.
Daddy: In your sac?
SFG: Yeah (laughing).
Daddy: All guys have two balls in there, buddy.
SFG: Ok. What are the balls for?
Daddy: Right now, they don't do much but when you get older, they'll make seeds.
SFG: What kinds of seeds? What do they grow?
Daddy: Seeds that will make babies.
SFG: (smiling) I can make babies inside of me?
Daddy: No. You have to give those seeds to a woman.
SFG: Like mommy?
Daddy: Well, yes, but you'll have to find someone different...someone you love....I love mommy and I gave her my seeds.
SFG: How do you get the seeds out?
Daddy: Ummm, that's complicated. I'll have to tell you about that when you're older.
Synopsis: We're in for it. For sure.
excellent.
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